January 2012
As much as I’m loving this New Years Eve, I just want it to be tomorrow. I get to see the most amazing guy ever, and ugh! I’m just anxious.
December 2011
I’m not oh-fucking-kay!!!!
Ugh, I keep losing followers. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU PEOPLE?!?
:P
fbht:
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
MR KRABS IS IN THERE
STANDING AT CONCESSION
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION
1 tag
Have you ever had so much chemistry with another person to where you just want to tear their clothes off and have your way with them? Yeah, I have. Hahaha.
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!
Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW
I’m just the man on the balcony singing nobody will ever remember me.
A composer but never, singing the symphonies of the overdosed.
gregisalive:
Skidding on your own banana peel in Mario Kart is as bad as things can ever get.
jonbloom:
Step 1: Open Google.
Step 2: Paste this: sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
Step 3: Reblog.